I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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