You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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