u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
