Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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