seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
