I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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