i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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