There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
