Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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