Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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