fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
tequila makes me forget i have legs
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
