We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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