next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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