I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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