i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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