She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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