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(612): View more from Minnesota

Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg

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(541): View more from Oregon

I heard you threw up in your lap?

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I heard that too.

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(773): View more from Illinois

The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.

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(469): View more from Texas

I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...

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(253): View more from Washington

I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat

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I think that's a new house record

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.

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