so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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