just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I think my moral compass just broke
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
