i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
