no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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