Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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