The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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