I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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