Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
