big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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