I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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