I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize