what if I'm pregnant?
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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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