i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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