Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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