I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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