Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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