The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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