great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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