He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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