UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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