I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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