Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he fucked my hip out of place.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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