careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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