We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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