I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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