Small penises have feelings too.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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