So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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