Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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