If you die in college, do you die in real life?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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