I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i think my mom watched the whole time
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
