Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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