I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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