he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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