There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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