Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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