MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Your cock deserves a montage
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You can make out without kissing
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