I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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